HA HA I saw this and had to post it.
The virus name is "work". If you receive "work", from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch it under any circumstances!! This virus wipes out your private life completely. Be vigilant but, should you come into contact with this virus, it can be overcome. If you suspect that you are likely to be infected by "work" put on your jacket, take two good friends and head straight to the nearest pub. Once there order and drink three beers and, after repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your entire life.
