Gollum Gangsta Rap (Flash). Too funny!
I also found the lyrics:
Gollum is Smegol
King I is regal
Basshead for the precious
Smeagol fly like an eagle
Precious is my bling-bling
Precious gonna sing-sing
Precious on my finger
Nasty hobbits no sting-sting
My pimp stick a missin'
Redrum on a mission
Don't fuck wit the Gollumses playa
Playa we be fishin'
Me wants it
Hobbitses stole it
Power to the Playa
And the Gollum who controls it
The Towerz are the Playaz
The Towerz are the Playaz all
Skills with the grooves
Middle Earth have you heard the news?
Gollum drop a beat that even Orcses even use
Sauron and Smegol
Kitty full of evil
Jumpin' down to D-Town
Smegol get medieval
My drawers are hangin' light
I'm stuffin' up my pipe
Spliffin' and a splashin' I'm steppin' to the mic
Gollum is Smegol
King I is regal
Basshead for the precious
Smeagol fly like an eagle
The Towerz are the Playaz
The Towerz are the Playaz all

Comments (3)
I don't even like rap... But this I will have to make an exception for!!! It's the best rap song EVER!!! :=D
Posted by Jessica | April 22, 2004 7:00 PM
Posted on April 22, 2004 19:00
i love gollum's gangsta rap n the lyrics r even betta y'all. i'm a huge lotr fan n i'm luvin rap so no exceptions here, i'll luv it till the end.
the towerz ARE the playaz!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by blondie | July 28, 2005 10:11 PM
Posted on July 28, 2005 22:11
if your a real towers fan try this game
www.t2tmud.org and try it out
Posted by Shig | May 11, 2006 2:28 PM
Posted on May 11, 2006 14:28