Breaking Windows

Imagine an ordinary baseball...Now imagine that same baseball with over 18,135 coats of paint on it.  Getting the picture? Good, because that's exactly what my wife, Glenda and I have done for the past 27 years. Now that ordinary baseball that once weighed less than one pound now weighs in right around 1,300 pounds! Lame I know, but what else is the great midwest have to show for itself? Link from Matt, thanks.