Breaking Windows

Dear Users:

We have a down Internet connection. Someone deleted the Internet when they dragged the little blue “E” to the recycle bin. We are working with our Internet service provider to restore the whole World Wide Web using tape backup. This will take some time, because the backup storage facility is on another planet. With NASA currently grounded, we will have to enlist the aid of the Russian space agency. We appreciate your forbearance.

Thanks to my bro Max for the funny.