George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
Comments (3)
ain't that the truth.
Posted by supa | September 12, 2005 9:07 AM
Posted on September 12, 2005 09:07
I thought the punchline was, the pilot says, "I could crash this plane and make everybody happy."
Posted by Jordan Fouts | September 12, 2005 3:27 PM
Posted on September 12, 2005 15:27
54M +1(me:)
Posted by hellion | September 13, 2005 3:32 PM
Posted on September 13, 2005 15:32