Since "Ouch" has their own list of offensive words, it's time to set up a list of 10 words and phrases that I find offensive; the type that should be eliminated forever to ensure that NO ONE is ever offended again. These are the pinnacle of offensive language, and anyone with a heart condi… err, person with less than adequate blood pumping abilities should not be reading this upcoming list.
1. Atari Jaguar
2. Mac user
3. Donkey raping shit eater
4. The
5. Canada
6. Religion
7. Denver Broncos
8. Episode I
9. Jack Thompson
10. Oh snap
Thank you for your time an attention to this matter. All lawsuits and hate mail should be directly sent to the video game editor at Blogcritics.org. He loves dealing with that stuff, and you really, really don't want to piss me off with politically correct rhetoric.
Comments (4)
oh snap this denver broncos fan loves the atari jaguar, jack thompson and the donkey raping shit eating religion.
just kidding great list oh and i hate the broncos
Posted by oliver | April 18, 2006 2:19 AM
Posted on April 18, 2006 02:19
Hey, I like the Jaguar. Please provide your address so I can sue you. Thank you for your attention.
Posted by LKM | April 18, 2006 7:11 AM
Posted on April 18, 2006 07:11
Things I'd like to never see on Breaking windows.
- Matt being a hippy
- Matt veinly reviewing games he doesn't under stand *cough* Shadow*
- Matt being a dirty hippy
- Clowns
- Male Male Spanking (invloving Matt, not the poster)
- Matt veinly trying to understand story-driven advetnures like Pheonix Wright (It's not your fault, You're from a red state so you're naturally slower)
- Matt responding to this comment
:P
Posted by Njiska | April 18, 2006 6:39 PM
Posted on April 18, 2006 18:39
I was waiting for that comment Njiska. Though Matt will not get the ire of this Mac user. At least my computer can fricking record my voice out of the box.
Red state? Good one.
Posted by Ken Edwards | April 18, 2006 10:08 PM
Posted on April 18, 2006 22:08