Wal-Mart Greeter: The Joke

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth. To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops, has a bright green thong hanging out, and has long, filthy toenails.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly bitch says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Do you think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice!"

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