If I was the parents of this kid, I'd sue the school for suspending my kid.
The short of the story: A middle school student (no age available) was dared to put some ham on the table of Muslim students. Pork is against the religion. The Muslim students were offended, and the kid who did the deed was suspended... they called it a HATE CRIME. The police were called. Seriously. You can't make this stuff up.
More of the incident and a piece on another parody article that Fox News ran as a real story can be found here. If he's in middle school the kid is, what, 12 at the most? Unbelievable.
