You know how we kid about blister packaging slicing your finger/arm/head off when trying to open consumer electronics?
Yea, well, thats not so funny right now. Why? Because in trying to open the package for a Classic Controller, the packaging actually did slice a rather substantial gash in my finger, requiring six stitches.
Okay, so I was joking about the stitches, but it did take a Band-Aid.
Luckily I am not a bleeder, or that could have spelled ultimate doom to the oh so innocent Classic Controller.
Damn blister packaging.