Why would you go anywhere else other than Amazon for your review needs? I mean, look at this epic review for the 360 version of Fracture:
i got game soon and i dont like well. Guys shot dont fall down and grond moves around an stuff. i dont rent i buy an i no happy. it ok if u not smart or kid but i adult an i return. Ok good but no ok good just ok good. Get.
That's awesome, but so is this equally amazing response from a reader:
you're reviews suck; not little suck; big suck; you go back to cave and try to make fire. no push green button on x-box. no go to gamestore and buy game. just make fire and think about where next meal will come from. maybe da dumpster?
Burn.
