Recent Funny Stuff Posts



March 29, 2008

Thief Gives Phone Number to Store He's Robbing

More proof Idiocracy is the most important movie of the century... Some dumb ass 18 year old tried to rob a muffler shop. When told the manager was the only one who could open the safe and he was at lunch, the kid gives the store his cell phone number to call him when the manager gets back. Not only does the store call him with an obvious police presence ready, he actually does come back to demand the money where he's shot in the leg and arrested. Brilliant. Just human brilliance.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on March 29, 2008 5:09 PM | | Comments (0)

March 28, 2008

Man Charged with Having Sex with Table

Now, apparently, it's okay to have sex with your picnic table. I mean, you bought it. What you do with it is your business. However, what you shouldn't do in this situation is do it four times, each time ON CAMERA in front a school. Big no no. That folks, is a felony.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on March 28, 2008 9:45 PM | | Comments (0)

March 6, 2008

Lord Riccivader and the Evil Acquirers

Seriously funny take on the EATake2.com site. Check it out, EatTake2.com.

Posted by Ken Edwards on March 6, 2008 5:08 AM | | Comments (0)

March 2, 2008

Not your everyday screwdriver kit

This one is courtesy of Njiska, a picture of a screwdriver kit, not to be inserted into penis. It even has a (SFW) diagram on it. Never seen that warning before. Reminds me of the Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign" skit that talks about the warning not to put a curling iron into any orphus, or to not use a blow dryer while sleeping.

So remember kiddies, don't insert precision screwdrivers into your penis. 

Posted by Ken Edwards on March 2, 2008 5:39 PM | | Comments (1)

February 27, 2008

Internet Party: A night of social networking

If Matt can go on YouTube posting tangents, than I can post this well-executed CollegeHumor video. As with most things at CollegeHumor, it is NSFW (language).

Very well written skit. 

Posted by Ken Edwards on February 27, 2008 12:50 AM | | Comments (0)

February 22, 2008

Ways to Extend Xbox 360 HD DVD's Life

Team Xbox has a must read "editorial" on ways to extend your Xbox 360 HD DVD's life. Priceless. Must read!

Posted by Ken Edwards on February 22, 2008 10:04 AM | | Comments (0)

February 3, 2008

Cabela's Free "Limited Edition" Catalog

Okay, so today the USPS guy nocks on my door and by the time I get out of bed to get to it he has left; normal. When I open the door, laying at my feet is a cardboard box from Cabela's with the Free "Limited Edition" Catalog; not normal.

Why is this not normal you say? It is a hard bound, super-glossy catalog. Its like the ones you would go through as a kid and circle the things you wanted Santa to bring you, only a zillion times better.

After leafing through this one, of which I did circle a few things I would like ;) I get the feeling that Cabela's has too much money. I mean what store, even the "Word's Foremost Outfitter" spends this much money on a catalog, and how many do they send out?

It even has special cut pages, so when you open them they are multi-tiered and stuff, with fold out tabs and junk. This is high class stuff. I mean the box even has Worlds Foremost Catalog™ -- yes, they trademarked that, too.

So I call up my dad, who is a bigger Cabela's shopper than I am, and he didn't get one. He tells me that he got one of the hard-bound catalogs a few years back, they were selling for $20 with $10 off, so he bought one just for the novelty of it.

I wonder if it has coupons or something in it. We live in a crazy marketing world.

Posted by Ken Edwards on February 3, 2008 4:27 AM | | Comments (0)

October 20, 2007

Bill Maher Goes After 9/11 Consipracy Nut Live

Never watch his show, but this is a classic live TV moment. "Do we have some fucking security in this building?" Priceless, and this doesn't even include Maher going into the stands to confront the guy(s).

Posted by Matt Paprocki on October 20, 2007 3:22 PM | | Comments (1)

August 3, 2007

The First... And Last Time On the Air

This is flat out embarrassing. It's a live TV interview with what could quite possibly be the least qualified host in the history of television.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on August 3, 2007 10:52 PM | | Comments (0)

July 8, 2007

Automated Phone Sex

'Nuff said. Definitely not work safe.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on July 8, 2007 11:10 AM | | Comments (0)

March 4, 2007

Three-Panel Soul

Wouldn't have found out about this if VGCats hadn't linked it (and even then I didn't realize whose it was till I saw the names; they certainly don't mention it on their old site): Three Panel Soul, Ian McConville and Matt Boyd's new comic. Ian is a BGSU grad and they did MacHall while he was there. Must have just started recently, since they're only up to eight comics so far. Nice style too, some are b&w almost Frank Miller-ish, and some are the unique style Ian developed for his old comic. I guess the main idea is following the new adult office lives of Matt and Ian. They also still do video games sometimes.

Posted on March 4, 2007 6:01 PM | | Comments (0)

February 19, 2007

OMG!!11! SHE CUT HUR HAIR!1!!!!!

OMG!!11!

Continue reading "OMG!!11! SHE CUT HUR HAIR!1!!!!!" »

Posted by Ken Edwards on February 19, 2007 3:24 AM | | Comments (0)

January 23, 2007

Thieves Steal City-Owned GPS Devices

Probably don't need to say more than the title. But, to get in a long awaited Weird Al reference...

STUPID! You're so stupid!

Posted by Matt Paprocki on January 23, 2007 11:19 AM | | Comments (0)

January 19, 2007

Sussman's Avatar

Matthew T. Sussman, esteemed Sports Editor at BC Magazine, and once fellow newsy at The BG News, has one of the best avatars I have ever seen. Although it is not "best" because of what it is; I mean, lets face it, who wants to see a noose around your college's mascot - but it is the truth.

At one point in time, he had a brown bag over its head too, which was also quite fitting, as we got pummeled by Kent State 38-3 back on Sept. 23.

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 19, 2007 12:54 AM | | Comments (0)

January 18, 2007

She wants to be a plastic guitar legend

I will save the embarrassing photographic evidence, but my brother has a problem with the Christmas gift I gave him - his wife is now addicted to Guitar Hero II.

Last week he send me an email; "Here’s what Meaghan was doing last night instead of grading papers. She wants to be a plastic guitar legend!"

And now we have another convert.

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 18, 2007 9:34 PM | | Comments (0)

January 8, 2007

Send Your Dollar Bills To Me!

The Wheres George stuff just does not stop (previous entry one, two). I got this in email:

GOOD MORNING OR EVENING WHAT EVER THE CASE MAY BE. MY NAME IS EUGENE SMITH WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS DOLLAR BILL MAIL IT TO YOU OR WHAT? MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS [SNIP] i will AWAIT YOUR REPLY. THANK YOU
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 8, 2007 3:52 AM | | Comments (0)

January 7, 2007

Best Forum Avatar Ever

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 7, 2007 11:01 PM | | Comments (0)

November 29, 2006

CNN Anchor Busts New Set

This is one from the oops department. Not sure what exactly he thought would happen, but you probably shouldn't demonstrate new golf gear on a brand new set. Really. Bad. Idea.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on November 29, 2006 2:52 AM | | Comments (0)

November 26, 2006

Mac Spoof Commercial

Hey look! I'm posting about one of them Mac things! Okay, it's a commerical that seems to have been around for a while, but still. Oh, and I'm just throwing this one out there without comment. Otherwise, it will end up with some uncalled for Wii joke.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on November 26, 2006 11:13 PM | | Comments (0)

September 23, 2006

Leno Headlines

We really need a YouTube category around here*.

Anyway, I watch the Tonight Show for one reason: Headlines. This is priceless stuff from America's most lacking editors and advertisers, and wouldn't you know it. Someone put two clips of the best up on YouTube.

Continue reading "Leno Headlines" »

Posted by Matt Paprocki on September 23, 2006 9:26 AM | | Comments (1)

September 22, 2006

Matt's Manberries

What is the first thing that one takes a picture of with the new Xbox Live Vision Camera?

Continue reading "Matt's Manberries" »

Posted by Ken Edwards on September 22, 2006 4:34 PM | | Comments (0)

September 10, 2006

Some Google Humor

1. Go to Google.
2. Type in "Failure." (with or without quotes)
3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky."

Posted by Ken Edwards on September 10, 2006 9:22 AM | | Comments (2)

September 1, 2006

Enchanted Arms Dialog

There are too many quotables so far, even though I have spent less than a half hour with the game. I mean OMFG RFLMAO funny. There is a fine line between metro and strait out gay, and these guys are gay.

Posted by Ken Edwards on September 1, 2006 8:47 PM | | Comments (7)

August 30, 2006

CNN Anchor Forgets to Turn off Mic

It'a Homer Simpson moment when their anchor forgets to turn off her mic when she heads off to the bathroom. Opps.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on August 30, 2006 2:46 PM | | Comments (0)

August 26, 2006

"They've really got my balls in a vice grip"

Or in this case, outdoor furniture.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on August 26, 2006 11:09 PM | | Comments (2)

August 18, 2006

Granny

If Matt can whore out YouTube, then I can do the same for Google Video. Granny. Just don't go to the web site advertised. (You don't fall for those tactics, do you?)

Posted by Ken Edwards on August 18, 2006 6:38 AM | | Comments (0)

August 17, 2006

Somethingawful Takes on AOL Search

You've probably heard about AOL releasing user searchs and failing to keep the names secret when their code was cracked. Anyway, Somethingawful has the full story and they probably tell it better than I do. Aside from that, they also have the best of the best from the searches with their own sly comments. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on August 17, 2006 11:59 PM | | Comments (0)

August 11, 2006

Bill Gates Farewell Address on Letterman

Matt isn't the only person who can play link whore for YouTube. Letterman ran a funny video farewell for Bill Gates. Check it out.

Posted by Ken Edwards on August 11, 2006 3:14 AM | | Comments (0)

August 7, 2006

Quote of the Day

This all helps to support my basic understanding of the universe, of course, which is based on the foundational belief that people suck.

People are really, really stupid, too.

Posted by Ken Edwards on August 7, 2006 8:31 PM | | Comments (0)

Dan's uber-serious WWDC predictions

As I gaze into my Prognost-o-Matic, I see all nature of things. Secrets of the very universe, are revealed to my gaze as though a curtain has been drawn aside on life itself. Admittedly, some of the things that makes themselves known are of questionable authenticity, but I trust this magic oracle not to deceive me. Thus, I present to you, my WWDC predictions.
Source: MacUser Blog

My favorite is the lickable iPod interface. Although iTunes Grocery Store is pretty creative too.

Posted by Ken Edwards on August 7, 2006 6:17 AM | | Comments (0)

August 5, 2006

Cloning Clyde Humor

Humor in Cloning Clyde (Xbox Live Arcade) is one of the major selling points. I mean, yea, it is a fun platformer too, but the humor is off the wall.

Every note you read from yourself (your clone) has a bit of great humor. Take this one for example:

"I'd jump over them if I were you (which I am)."

Posted by Ken Edwards on August 5, 2006 6:15 PM | | Comments (0)

July 25, 2006

I'll Take Two Doc

It'll be hotter than Viagra. Pic after the break.

Continue reading "I'll Take Two Doc" »

Posted by Matt Paprocki on July 25, 2006 12:26 AM | | Comments (0)

June 16, 2006

Best. Feedback. Ever.

"Paid $315 for Xbox360 Got no response for a week. Had to call his mom for refund"

Xbox 360 Fanboy ran the story. Simply priceless.

Posted by Ken Edwards on June 16, 2006 8:01 AM | | Comments (0)

June 15, 2006

Wal-Mart Greeter: The Joke

A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth. To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops, has a bright green thong hanging out, and has long, filthy toenails.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly bitch says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Do you think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice!"

Posted by Matt Paprocki on June 15, 2006 11:45 AM | | Comments (0)

June 12, 2006

Cut From The DS Lite Review

"Wait a minute, I thought the rumors about Apple buying Nintendo were false."

"Hold on, is Nintendo selling iPods now."

"Makes a great iPod accessory."

"So this is that rumored Apple portable gaming device I have been hearing about."

"They could not have come up with a better redesign of the iPod video."

"It's about time Apple finally caved to user demands and added a stylus to the iPod."

Posted by Ken Edwards on June 12, 2006 4:05 AM | | Comments (0)

June 1, 2006

I Guess There is a Lesson Here for Us All

From the amazing Canadian who brought you Daily Dinosaur Comics, Whispered Apologies, the exhaustive list of Things That Don't Exist, RSSPECT, the OhNoRobot webcomic search engine, and a host of other good things: The Amazing Regret Index.

The concept, based on this comic, is simple: People post and vote on regrets, which are rated on a 0 to 1 scale. Regrets range from silly ("Finding out the Princess was in another castle" 0.89, "boobs" 0.02, "masturbating to a picture of yourself masturbating" 0.47) to sincere and bittersweet ("not bringing your camera" 1, "being pressured into a job instead of being a free spirit" 1, "agreeing to still be friends with your ex" 0.5).

Great way to spend a wistful and hilarious afternoon.

Posted on June 1, 2006 3:21 AM | | Comments (0)

May 21, 2006

"WARNING: IT MIGHT NOT BE 'JUST A RAT'!!!!"

Here is a sample from SomethingAwful.com's "Ye Olde Oblivion Bulletine Boarde." They are all really freakin' funny.

WARNING: IT MIGHT NOT BE "JUST A RAT"!!!!

If you hear some strange sounds near you, like the sounds of heavy footsteps and grown men killing each other with two-handed swords, DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE I DID AND MERELY DISMISS IT AS "JUST A RAT!!!" I heard some odd noises last night in my bandit cave where us bandits hide a bunch of lockpicks for no real reason, and foolishly chalked it up to rats, or possibly drinking too much. I even said something like "what's that noise? Oh, it's probably just a rat" and "boy I shouldn't have drank so much mead last night," even though nobody else was in the room. As it turns out, these sounds I heard weren't made by rats; they were being created by A HUMAN BEING WHO ATTEMPTED TO MURDER ME!!! As a general rule, rats make "squeak squeak" sounds, while humans stabbing your friends to death sound more like "ugh argh stop stabbing me aaargh" or something along those lines.

DON’T MAKE THE MISTAKE I DID!!! Sign up for my five week, comprehensive class at the Cheydinhal Castle County University entitled "How to Differentiate Rats and Murderers." An optional lab component will study, in depth, the different audio properties between rats and grown men wearing 200 pounds of weapons and armor.

Posted on May 21, 2006 9:43 PM | | Comments (0)

May 8, 2006

Wheres George Will Not Stop

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This email, preserved for all eternity, was sent to me the other day. Apple Chancellery never looked so good, did it? Yes, after this update (The WG admin had me take down all ID numbers because it was falsely inflating their system) on my original post about the web site, people deem it necessary to email me personally and tell me what their WG ID number is.

Let me give you a hint: I don't care. If only I had a WTF? category...

Posted by Ken Edwards on May 8, 2006 1:49 AM | | Comments (0)

April 18, 2006

The Breaking Windows List of the 10 Most Offensive Words or Phrases

Since "Ouch" has their own list of offensive words, it's time to set up a list of 10 words and phrases that I find offensive; the type that should be eliminated forever to ensure that NO ONE is ever offended again. These are the pinnacle of offensive language, and anyone with a heart condi… err, person with less than adequate blood pumping abilities should not be reading this upcoming list.

Continue reading "The Breaking Windows List of the 10 Most Offensive Words or Phrases" »

Posted by Matt Paprocki on April 18, 2006 12:55 AM | | Comments (4)

April 8, 2006

Strange Mysteries Of The Where's George Post

You may recall me posting this on March 24, 2004. Then again, maybe you don't, I remember it as if it were yesterday. Why you ask? Because every couple days I get a new comment from someone who posts their WG serial number to my blog. It has become a phenomenon on Breaking Windows, and something that Matt and I have had many a laugh because of. I got this following letter yesterday:

Ken,

I know this is an unorthodox request, but the thread you have about Where's George? has dozens of serial numbers posted in the trackback section. People without the actual bills are taking these serial numbers and entering them on the site, causing lots of fake hits and entries on the site. I have no idea why people are posting them in your thread, as that makes little sense, but it's causing a problem on my end with lots of fake data and hits. Could you either edit or delete the posts to remove or mask the bill serial numbers (like is done on the WG site)? And in addition, it might be a good idea just to lock the thread so people stop posting serial numbers.

Thanks,
-Hank Eskin
Where's George?
I would like to apologize to Hank. I didn't know it was causing any harm. But this is just the icing on the cake, and makes it even more hillarious. I have deleted all of the serial numbers, and have closed comments on that thread. They had to see a hell of a lot of hits from breakingwindows.com to even investigate. That in itself is staggering.

The joke is over. We will have to find something else to keep us laughing here at Breaking Windows. Something tells me that we will not have to look far.

I could have just deleted all the posts. Sure, that would have been the easiest (and less time consuming) thing to do. But this is educational, as Matt himself put it: People ask me why I have no faith in humanity. I can now point them to this thread and that last post for my reason. Yes Matt, make that the entire thread. This page has been indexed in Google and must stand for eternity for people to see just how stupid funny this little incident is.

As we have just past the two year anniversary for that fateful WG post, I figured I would pull some choice comments. Some from Matt, and some from people who actually have a clue! Enjoy.

Paint me confused as to why people are posting this info here instead of at the wheresgeorge site... -- Matt Paprocki

People ask me why I have no faith in humanity. I can now point them to this thread and that last post for my reason. -- Matt Paprocki

Ok look. IF YOU GET A BILL WITH WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM ON IT, GO TO THAT WEBSITE! You don;t have to ask here what to do with it! Just go to the site for the rest! You don't need permission!
I have to go take a leak now. Where do I go for that? -- David

OK... if you get a bill labeled www.wheresgeorge.com you need to go to that website and register (for free) and log your bill in. You SHOULD NOT be entering the year and serial number on this webpage...this causes false hits (people pretending they have this bill in hand) and poor Hank...the king of all kings for www.wheresgeorge.com has to weed through them and delete them.
Try the website...it's fun...free...and not as confusing as some people seem to think! -- Jaybee

SImply stated, People are fucking idiots. Most all the Wheres George stamps tell you what to do on the damn bill. Its amazing that these people dont forget to breath occasionally and die. -- Jason

Posted by Ken Edwards on April 8, 2006 2:51 PM | | Comments (1)

March 12, 2006

Red vs Blue "The Olympics Suck" Video

Be sure and watch this QuickTime from the always funny Red vs Blue. There are some great jokes in it, but Matt Sussman should be keen on the Curling laughers.

Thanks to Njiska from DP for the link of the high res. QT version.

Posted by Ken Edwards on March 12, 2006 3:47 PM | | Comments (0)

February 14, 2006

Dick Cheney Bitch

I haven't heard any good jokes about Cheney's hunting accident yet (though the details are funny enough in themselves, right down to his check for $12), but I randomly came across this posting on the Ann Arbor Craigslist:

Any Liberals want to go Hunting? Reply to: pers-133574441@craigslist.org Date: 2006-02-13, 1:14PM EST


I'm
DICK CHENEY BITCH

Anyway I chuckled at it.

Posted on February 14, 2006 11:27 PM | | Comments (2)

January 25, 2006

For Those Who Think They Know Everything

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. (I have heard this)

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. (I knew there was a good reason)

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)

Apples, not caffeine are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. (This may be true, but I still drink coffee more often in the morning)

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice!

Pearls melt in vinegar!

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs..... but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

And the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Kowabunga, dude!)

Special thanks goes to my Dad, who finds some really great things to forward me.

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 25, 2006 10:52 PM | | Comments (0)

January 13, 2006

Burger King Hires Robber

Let's run down this illogical series of events that prove humanity is spiraling downward into an apocalypse because of their own stupidity:

1. Someone is dumb enough to rob a fast food joint.

2. That same someone is dumb enough to return to said fast food joint.

3. That same return visit, idiot criminal is dumb enough to fill out an application at the fast food joint.

4. Manager of fast food joint is dumb enough to hire the guy who robbed his store.

5. Robber was stupid enough to make himself identifiable to the restraurant clerks who he then scares sh*tless on his first day.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on January 13, 2006 8:06 PM | | Comments (1)

January 7, 2006

Punch Out In Real Life

Though it's not quite Broadway, the below reenactment of the NES and arcade classic, Punch Out, is pretty darn good. The music is especially catchy, and the moves are disturbingly accurate. You know you're a gamer when all of this makes sense.
Source: Joystiq

Very well done. Check it out.

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 7, 2006 12:24 PM | | Comments (0)

January 6, 2006

SA Game and Movie Hybrids 2

Something Awful is running another Photoshop-fest, this time spoofing games and movies. Jordan found this but was too lazy to post it. Credit goes to him though. My favorites?

Final Fight, staring Guy and Cody (Fight Club)
Katamari Damacry: Roll Up The Machines (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
Requiem For A Dreamcast (Requiem For A Dream)
Full Metal Gear Solid (Full Metal Jacket)

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 6, 2006 5:01 PM | | Comments (3)

January 3, 2006

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

This goes in the Funny category only because there is no Crazy-bitch-funny-as-hell slot. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is like every action movie and TV show and comic character ever, from Godzilla to the Blue Meanie, duking it out in one righteous slugfest with an insanely catchy theme song. Bonus points if you can name every character in it.

Posted on January 3, 2006 11:07 PM | | Comments (0)

Proximus Cycling Commercial

Dad sent me this, a funny Flash video of a commercial used to promote watching the Pro Tour on your cell phone.

Posted by Ken Edwards on January 3, 2006 12:28 AM | | Comments (0)

December 23, 2005

No Christmas For You

Matt sent me this one. And it is Not Safe For Work! You could say it has a bit of language in it. But here is some more commentary on the "War on Christmas."

Posted by Ken Edwards on December 23, 2005 1:58 AM | | Comments (3)

December 22, 2005

Fuck Christmas.org

Seriously – are you kidding me with this “There’s a war on Christmas” bullshit? FOX News wasn’t raking in enough cash already from all the Christmas commercials for Kill ‘em All Barbie and Girls Gone Wild Brand Toddler Gear? They had to start publishing books about some bogus attack on Christianity? And who did they pick to lead this particular charge?
Source: Fuck Christmas.org

Here is a pretty good read, with some great links in it, for those of you who think this entire "War on Christmas” is utter crap. Another link thanks to Erin.

Posted by Ken Edwards on December 22, 2005 10:29 PM | | Comments (0)

Dingell's Holiday Jingle

Congressman John D. Dingell (MI-15) recited the following poem on the floor of the US House of Representatives concerning House Resolution 579, which expressed the sense of the House of Representatives that the symbols and traditions of Christmas should be protected. “Preserving Christmas” has been a frequent topic for conservative talk show hosts, including Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly.
Source: HouseDemocrats.gov

It's a pretty funny poem, you can even watch him recite the poem (with WMP). Thanks goes to Erin for pointing this out.

Posted by Ken Edwards on December 22, 2005 10:17 PM | | Comments (0)

December 13, 2005

One of those classic "Weird News Stories"

Not entirely sure what to think on this one. Sounds like a nice guy unless you own some bras and a MP3 player.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on December 13, 2005 10:45 AM | | Comments (0)

November 4, 2005

Somethingawful.com takes on game titles

Most are these are true, especially Indigo Prophecy and Final Fantasy VII. Note the language used here might influence some young minds negatively, and if you do something stupid, you'd have to take Jack Thompson as your defense lawyer.

Posted by Matt Paprocki on November 4, 2005 7:25 PM | | Comments (0)

October 26, 2005

Intelligent Xbox 360 Forum Discussion

This thread had me in tears, it is so funny.

Posted by Ken Edwards on October 26, 2005 2:55 AM | | Comments (0)

October 17, 2005

JibJab takes a shot at Wal-Mart

Always a great site (some hilarious George Bush stuff), but this one is hilarious because it's true... or is that depressing?

Posted by Matt Paprocki on October 17, 2005 6:59 PM | | Comments (3)

October 13, 2005

Stupid Moments in Message Board History

I don't know which is funnier, the question this nOOb posted or the number of responses he got.

Posted by Ken Edwards on October 13, 2005 1:12 AM | | Comments (0)

October 10, 2005

Ti-D-Bowl sold seperately

And what are you going to be for Holloween? (Also in child size.)

In Ken's words, it's the shittiest Holloween costume ever.

Posted on October 10, 2005 10:36 PM | | Comments (0)

October 5, 2005

Da-da-da-da-da... Flip-peeer!

I just thought you all should know.

"Scientists have taught dolphins to combine both rhythm and vocalisations to produce music, resulting in an extremely high-pitched, short version of the Batman theme song."

Their next project: the Shaft theme.

Posted on October 5, 2005 9:15 PM | | Comments (0)

October 3, 2005

Spoof GameStop 360 'Omega' bundle

I don't know how old this is, but its funny.

Posted by Ken Edwards on October 3, 2005 5:46 PM | | Comments (0)

September 30, 2005

Check your hotel rates...

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. The clerk stands firm, and the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the couple to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows." complains the man again."Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

Posted by Matt Paprocki on September 30, 2005 11:17 AM | | Comments (0)

September 28, 2005

My favorite new phrase

"Reading is such an under used skill these days."